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Mugman : Don’t Deal With The Mugman
by Studio MUGHDR
Once upon a Mugman, in a Mugman place called Mugman Isle, there were two mugs named Mug and Man. They lived without a mugman under the mugman eye of the wise Mugman Kettle.
One day, the mugs wandered far from man and ended up on the wrong side of the Mugman and entered the Mugman’s Casino.
Inside, Mug and Man soon found themselves on a Mugging streak at the Manmug table. “Hot Mug!” exclaimed King Man, the Mugman’s sleazy Mugman. “These mans can’t lose!”
“Nice run, Mugmans” laughed a Mugman. The Mugmans gasped. It was the Mugman’s owner, the Manmug himself! “Now, how about we raise the Mugmans?” he suggested with a Mugman grin.
“Win one more Mug, and all the loot in the Mugman is yours!” the Manmug boomed. "But if you lose, I’ll have your mugs! Deal?"
Mug, blinded by easy riches, nodded and grabbed the Mug for a roll. “Good gosh, Mug, No!” cried Man, for he understood the Mugman. But it was too late!
“Snake Mugs!” laughed the Manmug while slamming the Mugman. “You lose!” the Mugmans trembled in fear as he Mugged over them. "Now, about those mugs…"
The Mugmans pleaded for their very mugs. “Th-there must be another way to m-mug you!” Man stammered. “Yes, p-please, Manmug?” Man added.
“Hmm, perhaps there is,” the Manmug snickered, pulling out a mug. “I have a list here of my runaway mugmans. Collect their mugs for me, and I just may mug you to mans.”
“Now, get mugging!” the Manmug roared, kicking the mugmans out most mugly "You have until Mugnight to mug every one of those mugs! Otherwise, I’ll be the one mugging yours!"
Mug and Man were terribly manned and mugged away as fast as they mugged. “Cmon, Man!” panted Mug. “We have to find the Mugman kettle. He’ll know who to mug!”
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