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Would you rather:

  • Be a Pirate! :pirate_flag:
  • Be a Knight! :crossed_swords:

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if I was I pirate wouldn’t I get scurvy?

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I’m in love with wizards and dragons… but being a knight isn’t my thing lol

Maybe but I don’t think the medieval times were too hygienic either lol not trying to be rude if that sounds rude

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most probably

But Sailors nowadays that travel the vast ocean still get scurvy too

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I’d rather be a knight chillin’ in my house instead of risking falling aboard, I’m pretty sure pirates almost always are sailing!

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Arrr I would be a gentleman o’ fortune because they be super cool
That’s pirate for I would be a pirate because they are super cool

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I wouldn’t be either of those. Not my things

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knights have to jump over people all the time, and move in weird diagonal lines. pirate for me, yar

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I love pirates lately

Fun fact: the most successful pirate was a Chinese woman and she had over 80,000 sailors working for her!

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@WYR

Would you rather:

  • adopt 100 chicken sized zombies
  • adopt 1 zombie sized chicken

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This is a hard one… I choose 1 zombie sized chicken, because that’s less work, but it’s also more scary.

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GIMME THE BIG CHICKEN YEEEEEEEEEE

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im scared of small things that may climb in my clothes, so prefer big bois

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???
Your vote is on the smol zombies

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I see this was inspired by Minecraft Story Mode: Season 1 Episode 1… :eyes:

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Oh wow! I remember that!

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sized zombies
zombies arent small

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Laughs in baby zombies…

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Your vote means 100 zombies the size of chickens (which are small)…

“Sized” always uses the size of the word before it, and “the size of” always uses the size of the word after.

Example: Chicken sized zombies means zombies the size of chickens, NOT chickens the size of zombies. It also makes more sense if you think about it…

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