No public speaking for me, thank you 
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Well with my power of being famous I’m sure I can use my sweet voice to swindle money out of people. /j
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lol
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I will gladly not be famous lol
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Would you rather:
- Be a Pirate!
- Be a Knight!
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if I was I pirate wouldn’t I get scurvy?
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I’m in love with wizards and dragons… but being a knight isn’t my thing lol
Maybe but I don’t think the medieval times were too hygienic either lol not trying to be rude if that sounds rude
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most probably
But Sailors nowadays that travel the vast ocean still get scurvy too
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I’d rather be a knight chillin’ in my house instead of risking falling aboard, I’m pretty sure pirates almost always are sailing!
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Arrr I would be a gentleman o’ fortune because they be super cool
That’s pirate for I would be a pirate because they are super cool
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I wouldn’t be either of those. Not my things
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knights have to jump over people all the time, and move in weird diagonal lines. pirate for me, yar
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I love pirates lately
Fun fact: the most successful pirate was a Chinese woman and she had over 80,000 sailors working for her!
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Would you rather:
- adopt 100 chicken sized zombies
- adopt 1 zombie sized chicken
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This is a hard one… I choose 1 zombie sized chicken, because that’s less work, but it’s also more scary.
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GIMME THE BIG CHICKEN YEEEEEEEEEE
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im scared of small things that may climb in my clothes, so prefer big bois
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???
Your vote is on the smol zombies
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I see this was inspired by Minecraft Story Mode: Season 1 Episode 1… 
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