NEED Pun Ideas for a pun book! (nothing inappropriate )


My friends like to annoy me with bird puns.
Then I realized toucan play that game.


Cool topic but it isn't really related to hopscotch, maybe you could make projects on HS about your favorite puns!


I am making a pun book.
So I was hoping people would start posting puns.
I need ideas.
Maybe I should change the title...


Sorry, but topics here on the forums have to be somehow related to Hopscotch! :confused:

How about this: make your pun book, and put it on Hopscotch, too! Wouldn't that be awesome?! :smile:


Welcome to the forum!
I donut understand puns. :doughnut:
Sorry about that! xD :joy:


I'll post my pun book.
The can I get ideas for
Volume 2?


Undertale/skeleton jokes! WARNING: Bad puns incoming!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts...

I wanted to keep playing Undertale last night, but I had to stop. I was DEAD tired.

I was scared the first time I encountered Sans and Papyrus. It was a really marrowing experience.

What happened to the pirate ship that sank in shark infested waters?
It came back with a skeleton crew!

What do you call a skeleton who presses a doorbell?
A dead ringer!

What kind of art do skeletons like?



Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


I wasn't going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.


Well, I Kaito do like Vocaloid, but I don't Miku explain why; Luka at my browser's tabs; Len will you see that I love them?


@SUPERSWAGGY :smiley: you should take a look at this topic :smiley:


I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.


Ugh... So cringeworthy...
Here are more:

An atom says to another atom that he lost an electron. The other atom replies "Are you positive?"

Did you hear about the chemist that was chilled to absolute zero? He's OK now.


The electrician got his supplies at the outlet store.


They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it. It was full of carbs.


This one is kinda offensive to other but here we go.
Are you Justin Bieber? Hair.
Justin be her. (Points)


Someone comes up to you and asks if you're the own related to Adolf h.
What do you say?
It is nazi. Him. (Points to guy with gigantic eyeballs)


Thanks for the puns guys!
I'll give credit the hopscotch


Wait wait wait I'm potter productions okay?!


Only one bad word for Mexicans in the whole universe: Donald trump.

I asked my partners if he had some sodium hydrogen that I could use. He said NaH.


Why couldn't the skeleton bare the bad news?
He didn't have the heart!