I’m glad that your stuff has been found :D
Murphy1's general topic II (FreshGuppyIsTheBest)(Murphy is Better)(FreshGuppyIsAGuppy?) (sham set a potatoe on fire)
Sorry but can I just ask how this happened?
Had you not put it on yet when you sat on it?
Or did it somehow fall out of your ear?
It fell out of my ear onto a chair
And then I sat on the chair
Half day at school tomorrow because of snow!
God bless your soul.
Sorry buddy - but after the earring incident, I feel like you need the other half a day at school.
We got two hours off
It’s not snowing too hard
Hey hey! How can the earring thing be related to my intelligence?
I am pretty dumb
I’m only kidding.
‘‘Twas a simple accident.
Normally when I see girls put on earrings isn’t there a thing that clips onto the sharp part to cover it?
Yeah I think
There’s also sticker ones you can probably get at like dollar stores and stuff
And those fall off really easily
The issues of talking on the internet- I knew you were kidding.
Yeah, there is but it can still fall off.
Who even wears those fake ones?
I knew you were kidding back.
My sense of humour involves playing along a lot (exhibit A, playing along with the fiancé thing).
Okay, so I came up with an idea of how to start a conversation with her and it also means that it’s up to her to continue the conversation.
Me: Did you know that you can’t breathe while you’re smiling?
Her: Yes you can.
Me: Yeah but you had to smile to check.
Now whatever she replies with will determine whether or not I should text her going onwards.
I want your approval first. What do you think?
But what if, instead of replying with “yes you can,” she types up a whole novel about muscles in your face and smiling and being able to breathe while smiling?
Which probably won’t happen though XD
Me (in my mind): Wow you’re super cute AND smart. I’m more attracted to you than ever right now.
Me (actual response): Calm down, I was just trying to make you smile.
I don’t know if I’m too late, but absolutely not!
It sounds like a weird pickup line
Yeah, decided against it.