Me being weird and telling cheesy jokes (Come here for happiness :3)


#1

The title says it. If you want weird humor and cheeriness, come here.

If not, then don't :stuck_out_tongue:

So, I'm going to let every aspect of my personality shine in its own weird way through random and cheery posts. I'll post about code and positivity!

Get ready to rock! :D


#2

Cool


#3

Why is it that cool and hot are opposites in one use of each word but mean the same thing in another?

Example:

"The coolest new trends!"
"The hottest new trends!"


#4

Awesome! :smile: Can't wait to see your awesome fun posts!


#5

"Circus" sounds like someone making up words on a Latin test.

"What is 'circle' in Latin?"

"Uh, 'circ...us?'"


#6

Do you remember when Hopscotch would crash if you put a 'repeat forever' inside another repeat forever?

It was so annoying when people made "HOME BUTTON!" or "MAKE HS CRASH!" projects


#7

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was trying to find her joke book.


#8

How To Develop A Totally Random Fantasy Crush And/Or A New Obsession

Step 1: Watch anime (don't ask)

Step 2: Listen to boy bands/female pop singers

Step 3: Daydream

Step 4: Realize that you've become a total geek

Step 5: Be proud of it


#9

Lol XD


Bob: Today the teacher yelled ar me for something I didn't do.

Tim: What was that?

Bob: My homework.


#10
CARS ARE POWERED BY DINOSAURS

Boom.

Mind blown


#11

I seriously have so many jokes about potatoes, I just don't know where to starch
knee slap
sits alone at lunch


#12

Here's a oldie and a funny too :D

"Feeling sad? Hug a potatoe!"


#13

@Me


#14

On the first day of school, when the teacher was doing attendance I was planning to hold up an actual present when she says my name.

But I didn't lol


#15

Birds are dinosaurs
They can walk on land
They lay eggs
They have scales (under feathers)
And have been around since like the dinosaur time


#16

Alish gave himself a game changer...


#17

Me: sitting alone at lunch, looks sad

Teacher: What's wrong? Oh... Do you miss (name of person who bullied me and got expelled)

Me: Excuse me?!

Teachers are so weird sometimes XD


#18

YOU LIAR

also that was some pretty good whipped cream can you tell him to bring in some more


#19

"I'm NOT hot. I'm cool."
—StarryDream


#20

You mean dis:

:laughing: