Joke topic, 0+0=0

Hi, this is my new General Topic. Here you can write Down jokes or comment on jokes
Rules:
-no bad words
- no inappropriate images
- (optianal rule): have fun;)

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knock knock.
who's there?
jimmy.
jimmy who?
jIMMY BACK THAT FORMULA PLANKTON
thats a direct quote from the second spongebob movie

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Lol :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

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Why did the boy throw his clock out of the window?
he wanted to see time fly

Answer

he wanted to see time fly

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what do you call a white woman from the usa while she's drinking starbucks coffee?
a human.

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Laugh out loud! (I wrote tip his because of the 20 character rule)

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what did the beaver say to the log after chewing it but before moving to africa?
it was nice gnawing you.

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Bye, gotta go, I'll see the jokes tomorrow! :wink:

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What do you give a dog when it's being too loud?
a hush puppy

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I LOVE jokes! :smiley:

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then share some! water you waiting for?

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Don't look at this
I said don't look at this
Why are you looking at this
Ok this is starting to make me angry
Stop!!!
Look, there is really nothing to see
You really want to see, well, get through my barrier!

OMG, how did you get past the barrier, well, like I told you there is nothing to see

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ahah, nice.
I was thinking about doing one of those.

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what do you call a funny-shaped egg yolk?
a YOKE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7-8-9 (seven "ate" nine) :grin:

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There is something to see. Nothing to see would be this:

Nothing to see here!

Why did you look?!?! You think I'm lying??

Woahwoahwoahwoah

technology

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