Hear my slightly irritating story, I say it’s irritating because it teases you a lot. I don’t mean anything bad.
It took me almost 2 hours to write, there are a few notes in there so make sure you actually read it please. It’s name is:
894’s Mystery of 894!
This is it, get ready for teasing and stuff
I really don’t think before I do anything
I didn’t think before this and whilst writing this
I’m so sorry for this mess and inconvenience.
I feel like I’m making this become scarier and scarier
I am so sorry for the mess and inconvenience I will get back to you… let’s say… soon… in the meantime don’t bother trying to get me back, ok I will be back in… [inaudible]
Ha! You’ll never know!
5 years later,
Hello people reading this I… I will never get back to you… fully. At the time of writing this I am [inaudible]
Truth within the lies:
You will never know the full story of me… it’ll always be hazy and unpredictable… I did this because [inaudible]
You: “NOOO I’LL NEVER KNOW! @894 JUST TELL ME NOW!”
The beans will remain in the can, they will never be spilled.
This is 894, I will now be telling you my secrets…
You get your way…
Like I say you will never get your way or hear my truth.
I’m just teasing you. Wow this is very poetic but in the wrong way.
Now for some facts about iPads!
iPads are iPads and I’d rather not talk about them at the moment.
Status: deep sadness and sadness and sadness and sadness and [inaudible]
Who is this message for? It is for [inaudible] wow you can’t hear anything lol
“I… I don’t feel so good.” A distant voice muttered.
How do you feel? Sad like me? Hungry? Annoyed? Happy? Really happy?
I’m not really the best person on earth and I’m also not the kindest. But at least I care how you feel.
Well then, do you care how I feel?
You will never know the full story
You will never know the truth
You will never know.
What does this… this story even mean?
Maybe you could guess…?
But even then you will not know.
Because it is I 894 and this is the Mystery of 894!!!
List of my names:
Oi_Peppa (please don’t call me this one it’s old and bad)
Yes I have a long list of names. And yes I’d like people to know me by the name of ‘yourdesire’, a bit of a silly name isn’t it?
A note to the mods and people who took this the wrong way:
If you see anything offensive or bad in this post please note that this has taken me almost 2 hours to write I’d rather it have the bits that are bad edited out instead of the whole thing just deleted.
I don’t mean anything bad I just want to tell a story. I’ve changed the whole thing about twice and edited out that bad parts that were put in at the earlier stages of writing this so everything should be fine. When I first wrote this out, the bad parts were let’s say… fairly bad.
Thank you for reading this note.
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This is probably spam I am so sorry if it is. I just want to tell a story for once.
You know I just set this same story as my bio.