Walks in holding an iPad
Hi hops! I'm @IShallNotBeNamed in the HSF and I Shall Not Be Named in HS. As you know, I'm doing this speech for the Hopscotch presidential election. So, first of all, this speech doesn't have to be me bragging and telling you to vote for me in a awkwardly formal way. That would just be boring. Before I start, I'd like to state that it's your vote, you don't have to vote for me. I know it takes a lot of trust to vote for someone, and some of you may trust me, some of you may not. I honestly don't mind, I'll respect your opinion, but I am working hard everyday to gain your trust.
Let me tell you a bit about myself. I have been on HSF for a while now, just past a year. I started as soon as the forum became public. I've been on Hopscotch, the app that inspired it all, for nearly two years. I started in February, 2015 I've been here long enough to both have experience and to have seen our community change over time. If you haven't been here for that long, and I showed you what it used to be like on Hopscotch, it'd be unbelievable! In fact... Holds up iPad
Well, actually that was the old editor, which most of us remember, but how about this?
Even before that, I have been around. I had been here before the different tabs existed, like when there was only Newest and Levels. I'm quite experienced and know the history of Hopscotch. I've also read through the Hopscotch blogs.
Anyway, more recently, here's a little about me. I have had over ten features in Hopscotch and THT follows me. However, it took me longer than most people to get good at coding. I believe that anyone can get good at it, with enough effort and will power. I have had numerous friends in Hopscotch and on the forum. My biggest inspiration of all time was ToasterRebellion, but she's gone now. My forum role models are @Intellection74, @Maltese, and @KVJ, they're awesome! Go check out my bio for more info about me.
OMG, I just realized it has to be 5-7 sentences long!
Let's redo this. XD
Hi, hops! I'm ISNBN/@IShallNotBeNamed/I Shall Not Be Named. I'm running for the Hopscotch presidential election. Whether or not I win is all on your hands. I think I'd be successful because I've been here for literally forever, I can accept everyone's opinions, and I understand others' points. I always try to think of a way to make things better. I'm respectful to everyone and have just about no actual enemies in Hopscotch. I know it takes a lot of trust to gain someone's vote and not all of you may trust me enough, especially with all these other great candidates, but I honestly am working everyday to gain your trust. However, I don't mind being unsuccessful or "losing" because success is getting what you want, but happiness is wanting what you get and I'm okay with what I already have. Let's finish this off with my logo! Holds up iPad again.
Accedentally messes it up and shows a trail art scribble on the screen.
Walks out, and realizes I totally messed up, trying to make a speech fun
Thinks: It just ended up being weird, not motivational.