Hello Hopscotchers:
I’m updating our loading screen messages–please post your ideas for new ones in this topic.
Here’s an old thread where kids collected all the existing ones: Hopscotch Loading Screen List
Ooh wow
racks brain for puns
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I want to make a message
Thinking…
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Fruit flies like a banana
Gorilla once jumped out of the bus and ran away during a school trip because they went to a grapevine farm
Parallelogram is sadly the president of Hopscotch
Pythagoras always knew what was right, he even discovered the law related to right triangles
The flag of Paraguay has 2 sides
If every person in Canada was given an equal amount of land in Canada, each person would have 250 square meters
Join the Hopscotch forum where <insert something good abt the forum>
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I know!
If the sun was a grapefruit, the biggest star in the universe, UY Scuti would be the size of Manhattan
Labradors have webbed feet, which makes them excellent swimmers
Bananas produce a gas called ethelyne (something like that) that makes fruit ripe quicker
I for one like Roman numerals
How do astronauts host a party? They planet
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Actually it’s ethylene not ethelyne
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Ideas:
If E = mc2. Then Einstein = must be crazy.
Cupcake was baked in a French bakery in Italy, when she decided to be a proffesional pastry coder.
Penguin was seen in Mexico, after stealing “Where’s Waldo”’s hat.
Yeti is actually a North American Bison painted blue.
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So is a cat a dog with whiskers
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Nah. There tigers who got hit by a shrink ray.
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Another bunch of messages
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A zebra is a tiger that neighs
Dinosaurs are chickens except older
Humans are shaved monkeys
Monkeys are descaled fish
Avocados are green, seeded potatoes
A dog is a shrunken tiger
A fish is a small shark
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Imagine this whole paragraph as a loading screen 
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Hopscotch is a lot like the street game, both have confusing, yet simple instructions.
“I like seasaws” I told my friend. ”I saw, you seasaw.” My friend replied. She saw she seasaw, she said.
I came home from school yesterday and mistook my dog for a bagel. He was lying on the floor, with a jar of cream cheese next him. He was quite the beagle.
I bet you don’t even read these. Oop! Nevermind you did.
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Summary
Did you know that the Hopscotch Team has a Youtube channel?
Ironically, the fire extinguisher patent was lost in a fire I can’t verify this 100% but after some research it seems true
Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side lol I’m still living in 2015
Cotton Candy was invented by a dentist
Sea lions can dance to a beat
How do Hopscotch characters communicate? They broadcast messages
wow my level in coming up with jokes is lower than I thought
Hopscotch is a coding app 
no jk don’t put that
Humans even haven’t known about Pluto for a full Pluto year
In a room of 23 people, there is a 50% chance that 2 people have the same birthday
Also it would be nice if you could choose who you want dancing instead if bear
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Humans have carried plutonium near pluto
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some fun facts about female figures
The first computer programmer was a woman named Ada Lovelace, who wrote code for an early type of computer.
Marie Curie discovered two elements - polonium and radium - and became the first person to win a Nobel Prize in two different areas!
The tongue-twister “she sells seashells by the seashore” is about Mary Anning, who discovered some of the first dinosaur fossils.
Computers weren’t always machines! At NASA, computers were once girls who made calculations about space and spaceships.
these are mostly scientists - but I’m looking for political figures and more recent awesome people as well!
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Yessss. Must think of puns!
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A $125 million spacecraft once missed Mars because engineers forgot to convert miles to kilometers.
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• In space, there is no water, so Astronauts drink their own filtered urine
• Mary did not have a little lamb, but she was the queen of England.
• Cheese is dried up milk.
• This bear has been dancing for 5 years straight.
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This is a good one
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@AwesomeOnion
Squirrels are responsible for planting thousands of trees worldwide!
Dragonflies create a heart with their tails while mating
Male seahorses give birth to their young!
Penguins propose to each other with pebbles
Cats meow as a communication to humans, not to communicate with other cats.
Strange but true - there are 12 times more trees on Earth than stars in the Milky Way!
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