Have a Hopscotch joke? Post it here!


#1

Have a funny joke and wanna share it to the world? Just post it here! All jokes must be related to hopscotch.

I'll start off:
"Help! I'M FLOATING OFF INTO SPACE!!!" Said Chillana. Star Girl replies "I think that hopscotchers over there changed your Y position!". "I hate being programmed...", Said Chillana with a dull voice.

OMTL

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#3

Why Was Chillana Angry On a Winter Day?
The X Position Was Blowing Her Farts AroundLOOOOOL


#4

...............?
Wat?
I Don't Get It


#5

Hah! Good one!


#6

How does Bear say terabyte? Bear-a-byte!


#7

Dino's brain is so small, his file size is only worth 1 byte.


#8

That joke was un-bear-ably funny.


#9

Cupcake slept on da Change Color block.
She turned brown when she wake up
:3


#10

Yay! She's chocolate now! :chocolate_bar:


#11

Wanna know why Mr.Mustache broke up with cupcake? Cupcake was a .jpeg file and Mr.Mustache was a .png file. The worst possible couple.

Oh, and also, according to hopscotch, they actually were dating! xD


#12

Idk any jokes


#13

First of all, I'm supposed to be off of the OMTL. Also, I have a joke:
Why did the half chicken cross the road? (guess xD)


#14

I don't either.