Welcome one, welcome all
here at FearlessPhoenix remodeling co. © we will destroy, demolish, and decimate! come, join us—we have cupcake’s catering
FearlessPhoenix remodeling co. © was started by me and a certain Phoenix, we will code many great things showing how to properly use explosives and renovate homes along with pulverizing parks, palaces, and ponchos. we are a branch of the great company -1 and will serve it to the end.
along with coding fun explosives, we also do fish and common household appliances. we specialize in pixel art but can and will do a wide variety of things in the future.
we will have an account that will be created in the near future, but will also trade drafts and have 1 person remix the draft link (posted on here) to the account. if you code a project, make sure to say it’s by you for proper credit
Terms and Conditions
to ensure all safety through procedures, before being hired you must read the terms and conditions which are presented here in an easy to read fine print format for clarity
By becoming a member of FearlessPhoenix Remodeling Co. © I agree to the following
I will never harm any customers or come off as snobbish, superior, or scary even if I am. I will remain loyal to -1 for all eternity and will never join +2. I will always use my special perks for the good of the company. Even though I don’t get promotions, I won’t pout about it and will never steal Pringles.
Apply For A Job
have you destroyed, blown up, or annihilated anything?
if yes, what?
can you use a stick of dynamite?
Do you agree to the terms and conditions of joining FearlessPhoenix Remodeling Co. ©?
great company that remodeled my bathroom for only $400 dollars! 10/10 would eat — Hairy Poter
would recommend to every person in existence — Volda Mort
i love the fact they offered bonus fries after they accidentally ripped my sink open! — Fried Fred
we hope you have a great time, and feel free to request a renovation. don’t forget…
Demolish. Destroy. Decimate.
— your friends at FearlessPhoenix remodeling co. ©